SPARKIE: THE EXPANSION

https://twitter.com/dicebotofdoom

Now my dice rolls in games will appear online! Unless using it murders me again and esper.net has another fit. But it will show dice rolls and NOT be dicebot-shaming but a small sampling of my being AWESOME. 

(Also, to get this to work I had to turn Alcar into MY bot and that is the best thing in ever. So there.)

Fear the dicebot!

<AlcarGM> u5
<Sparkie> AlcarGM u5: 6 from [3, 2, 2, 6, 5]
<Tommie`^> sparkie
<Tommie`^> when'd her dice go up to 5?
<AlcarGM> Ah, ooops. Meant 4.
<Tommie`^> sure
<Tommie`^> whatever
<Tommie`^> i'm afraid what a u4 might roll anyway

Sparkie would like everyone to know who the best dicebot ever is

<AlcarGM> Gas-Mask grabs the back of his head, whimpering in pain from the blow and checks his mask and the tank fearfully. "I ... don't ... I surrender. Please?"
* Faith`^ zaps him with the taser while he's pre-occupied
<Faith`^> =p
<AlcarGM> New Round :)
<AlcarGM> lol
<Owlgirl> "Surrender accepted."
* Owlgirl reads him his rights :P
<AlcarGM> Faith zaps anyway? :)
<Faith`^> yup!
<AlcarGM> Dice!
<Faith`^> 2d6+4
<Sparkie> Faith`^ 2d6+4: 14(10)
<AlcarGM> 2d6+2 - pure sparkie luck?
<Sparkie> AlcarGM 2d6+2: 14(12) - pure sparkie luck?
<Faith`^> wat?
* prudence *stares*
<AlcarGM> ..... really?
<Owlgirl> hahahahaha

Hello?! I HAS A BLOG!

http://fuckyeahsparkie.tumblr.com/

That is all.

Be afraid. No, more afraid than that. Almost as much as when you roll dice.

Sparkie has a tumblr.

http://fuckyeahsparkie.tumblr.com/

Questions will be taken and answered. Quotes sometimes posted.

It is not pretty, but at least we can all be happy it is NOT a facebook page.

Dice Fever

I must roll down all the dice again, to the lonely fire and the sky,
And all I ask is s little luck and a 'bot to steer die by,
And the fire's kick, the player's scream, and the PC's shaking
And a grey look on the PCs face and a firey dawn breaking.

I must roll down all the seas again, for the call of the rolling die
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a firey day and the player's curses flying
and the flung spray, the septum spewed and the players crying.

I must roll down the dice again, to the terrible dicebot life
To the fire's way and pain's way where the roll's like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry curse, a wish for a new dice-roller,
Character's sleep and dead don't dream when the roll's over.

up, up and away...

Heading off Tuesday to Italy for one month. YAY! Spark'll be down for that time, neither nick should be lost (esper has a vacation feature) and I should be back on the 20th or so. At which point I'll likely begin working on nanowrimo stuff, which will suck up November as always. Games should resume in December, however.

Sparkie demanded this post!

* Sparkie sniffs
* Sparkie went down on the google search for dice bot
* Sparkie demands satisfaction!
<kentari> just mention sparkie in your blog
<Sparkie> and links! And the beating heart of the CEO of google deepfried!